When the man/woman tickles the area of intersection between the top of the ass and the lower back of the other man/woman with their tongue. This creates the appearance of an apple when the scenario is viewed in profile where the ass is the apple and the tongue looks like a leaf oscillating in the wind.
Commonly used as foreplay before commencing to toss the salad.
{applies to them faggots as well}
Commonly used as foreplay before commencing to toss the salad.
{applies to them faggots as well}
by ataman91 April 15, 2009
Get the Apple job mug.A slang term of British origin meaning to masturbate. Usually used as a comedic alternative to "Beat your meat" or any variation of that slang.
Friend: Hey, what are you doing in there?!
You: Uh, just applying the handbrake, if you know what I mean.
Friend: Disgusting, dude.
You: Uh, just applying the handbrake, if you know what I mean.
Friend: Disgusting, dude.
by SwagLowMuffins June 1, 2014
Get the applying the handbrake mug.Related Words
apple
• apple computer
• apple sauce
• applejuice
• apple bottom
• apple pie
• APP
• applejack
• applebee
• apple head
An establishment where people are forced to wait long periods of time to be granted the right to order mediocre food with ridiculous names and overpriced drinks.
"Let's go to Applebees after work. I feel like drowing my sorrows in a martini made by an 18 year old bartender. Hurry! If we get there by 5, we might be able to drink by 7!"
by Ksarah August 10, 2007
Get the applebees mug.Rubbing one's penis vigorously back and forth in an ass crack, while not actually inserting it in the anus. Also known as the asstric bypass.
by Thomas Frick March 24, 2008
Get the Appalachian Mundungus mug.An appliance car is generally a car that's only made for one thing: to get you from A to B as cheaply as possible and without any trouble. In other words to get the job done. Often, they are compared to appliances such as washing machines and microwaves. More than often you have problems finding them in the lot after your Wall-Mart adventures because of their total lack of style and presence. Though, they might come in a variety of colors, they are still beige. Beige in a way that they lack anything to be desired and beige in a way everything is beige at your grandparents' house. People who drive them usually say they are trying to be "green" and they are doing their part in saving the planet, but the statement they are making is basically that they are too cheap to pay for fuel and that they don't really care about anything that's exciting in any way. Usually you find these people in these beige cars driving under the speed limit on the left lanes of the interstate right next to a semi clogging up traffic, totally oblivious of any fucking thing around them. At the same time you are 2 feet behind them riding their ass and flashing your lights and raging in desperation that they will merge right. But instead, you are a moron too for not realizing that these people are FUCKING DUMB and use their rear view mirror exclusively while waiting for the light to turn green, while they pop zits and pick their nose.
an appliance car can be linked to the following:
any 4 door toyota, any 4 door honda, geo, saturn, chevy aveo, hybrids, and oh my fucking god any scion that isn't the TC.
-Is that a fucking fridge on wheels, dude?
-Close, it's a scion.
any 4 door toyota, any 4 door honda, geo, saturn, chevy aveo, hybrids, and oh my fucking god any scion that isn't the TC.
-Is that a fucking fridge on wheels, dude?
-Close, it's a scion.
by hausmeister August 1, 2012
Get the appliance car mug.A hand to hand combat fighting maneuver in which you yell out "Criss cross applesauce!" While simultaneously faking a right punch(criss), then a left punch(cross) culminating in a swift kick to your opponents junk (applesauce) Timing is everything in this maneuver. If executed perfectly, it is unblockable.
by Mayut January 12, 2016
Get the Criss cross applesauce mug.What most of the people on this site should do.
by Diego October 2, 2003
Get the don't hate, appreciate mug.