almond eyes

What you call someone who squints a lot. Named for the shape of the eyes whilst doing said action.

Person #1: "That guy always looks at us weird."
Person #2: "He's just an almond eyes, dude."

by Mr Gigglezz July 5, 2012

Alma

Aka a fool

“You’re a fool”
“Don’t you mean I’m an alma”

by Blazed_muffin November 26, 2019

Almsy

A cute little bunny rabbit that lives in IRC

Aww, isnt Almsy cute?

by Quote Master General March 30, 2005

almost all nighter

Staying up for almost all night, usually to about 5:00am. A teenage (age 12- 14) form of an all nighter that is cut short, as to not be caught by your parents.

Geek1: What happened? You just logged off in the middle of the quest in the MMO!

Geek2: Sorry, but I was pulling an almost all nighter. If my parents saw me I'd be dead right now.

Geek1: Sux2bu

by JohnJacobJingleHimer Schmit June 20, 2008

almastic

any sight or sound that is distorted, and can send a person into a mental breakdown, and/or sleep paralysis.

"Dude, Stairway To Heaven is the best song ever, but don't listen to it backwards. It's sooo almastic. It's creepy, man!"

by [xXCo_InXx] August 12, 2009

almostdaily

On a regular basis; at regular intervals

Almostdaily I have to put up with nonsense.

by Hercolena Oliver August 23, 2009

Almondsbury Interchange

Upon penetrating the anus, the penis is withdraw and thrust into a vagina, then back into the anus.

This is generally done before the balls have a chance to become cold and shrivel slightly.

"It's time for the almondsbury interchange, baby!"

"Please don't give me the almondsbury interchange me again"

by kweil0 December 3, 2009