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Penguin

A sex offender. Typically but not limited to pedophiles.
He’s been arrested again for touching kids. He’s a right penguin!
by Penguinnn27 November 13, 2022
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Penguins Revenge

When you are held down and unable to move or cover your face as you are being quickly slapped continuously.
Penguins Revenge
Me: *being held down by someone*
Them: *slapping me in the face as fast as they can continuously as I scream and struggle*
by PandaButtsAreFluffy April 27, 2020
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Jacked up penguin

Something EXTREMELY, messed up.
Something that is so messed up that it deserves to have a ridiculous description.
That car is jacked up.... like a jacked up, jacked up penguin!
by Sterling1235 June 14, 2016
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Alabama Penguin Slider

When a dump is so sticky and large that it slides down the side of the toilet bowl so slow and long enough for you to see after finishing that you witness it's movement before flushing.
"Dude get in here and check out this Alabama Penguin Slider I just dropped while it's still going!"
by r3dm4n May 23, 2024
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Penguin Out of Mexico

To leave Mexico walking bow-legged or waddling—like a penguin—due to an excessive amount of vacation sex. Typically used to describe a wild girls’ trip aftermath involving margaritas, mystery men, and questionable decision-making on foreign sand.

Usage: Often preceded by phrases like “she came back from Cancun looking like...” or “that Cabo trip turned her into...”
Jessica got plowed so hard in Cabo by a surf instructor named Mateo. She waddled like a penguin out of Mexico.
by markmessina June 30, 2025
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penguin tan

A tan that only covers one side of a limb/finger, while leaving the other side pale, similar to a penguin’s white front and black backside.
Dude, my Farmer’s tan is bad enough on my neck, but my penguin tan on my arm is insane. I should have tanned both sides.
by callmezeus June 21, 2022
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taylor penguins

the penguin of the night that everyone hates and loves
I hate Taylor Penguins, but damn she's hilarious
by heh ehhe December 31, 2012
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