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Loser

Yeah you follow my instruction manual to get rich (Because I talked previously about how easy it would be for me to make a million dollar with that Kylie girl and about using the money to buy a casino) and how is someone who could fight pointed a camera at their face and said the things I said everyone would agree with them. You literally just did what I told you. And WHERE ARE YOU NOW ASSHOLE!? WHERE ARE YOU NOW? IN A FUCKING CAGE YOU STUPID BASTARD! But yeah. I'm a loser for fucking complaining.
Hym "I'm a loser huh? Ok.... Ok... Here's this, how about this: Where you fucked up is the same place where everyone who has ever been on a team with me has fucked up. You tried using your own shit-filled cranium instead of doing what you were told. See, by saying that you (according to a lawyer) 'Made them fall in love with you' you did what constitutes 'defrauding them'. And, to me, this means that it is likely the case that the WOMEN have a case against you rather than the state. So, if the women aren't pressing charges, I don't think it should be too hard for you to get out. And because they AREN'T pressing charges what the state is doing is making the claim that the women 'weren't of sound mind.' Which means if you can get an expert to convince them that the women are legally competent and the women aren't pressing charges or are even coming to your defense, they shouldn't have a case. Just admit you were being hyperbolic to look cool to your sycophants when you said 'you made them fall in love with you' just like you were being hyperbolic about your LAWYERS WHO COULD GET YOU AWAY WITH ANYTHING. A fucking loser huh? Does 👆 that help? Why isn't your shit-brain lawyer doing that?"
by Hym Iam February 12, 2023
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Loser

The person who lost 'the game'
Becky is the official loser of the game
by Farmerchatpresident January 10, 2022
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California loser highlight reel

When somebody would say that was awesome after their team loses instead of "I can't watch this".
You could tell they didn't forget to have a good time even in a loss at home by watching their California loser highlight reel.
by The Original Agahnim January 14, 2022
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Loser

A very cool person who’s birthday is on October 13th who is amazingly awesome!
by Jasmine1234567 October 12, 2020
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California loser highlight reel

When a team that loses a game still does it cool.
Yea, the team lost, true, but how many teams still lose like that? They made it look awesome to lose, that's a California loser highlight reel right there (since not everything in life is about winning or outdoing).
by The Original Agahnim January 14, 2022
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loser

if you read the word you have to drink water
by juicyjayda June 3, 2018
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loser

N- A person who finds just about anything as an embarrassment because they do not have the guts to put themselves out there.

N- A person who does not pass the vibe check.

N- A person who wastes their energy on who they view as 'damned', by ridiculing them... though only contradicts themselves with their unlawful, and obvious obsession with the 'damned'.
Karen: "Did you see how they were dancing? So obnoxious."

Penny: "No, Karen. I was too busy having fun. Don't be a looser."

Karen: "Did you see that their tag was out,?'
Penny: "No, Karen. Did you tell them their tag was out?"
Karen: "No."
Penn: " It sounds like there aren't too many thoughts up there, Karen. Don't be a loser."
by imgettingsexyback February 10, 2025
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