Alaskan Paint Job

When a person receive a lap dance from a stripper, and she leaves a skid mark.

Yeah. Look at your leg. That bitch totally gave you an Alaskan Paint Job.

by Dr. DOODOO FINGER May 11, 2011

Peruvian Paint Party

When a man shits on a woman, then uses his cock to paint the feces all over the woman's body.

hey babe are you up for a Peruvian paint party tonight?

by Urbancowboy201 June 6, 2017

ill paint your face

Basically saying im gonna nut in your face...

Hey girl ill paint your face

by Quiet_Miles July 6, 2017

Stuntin in da paint

misrepresenting yourself, being fake

why were you stuntin in da paint yesterday?


he was stuntin in da paint when he said dat da gold watch is real.

by jenny da g October 5, 2008

Red paint and rice mad

To be so angry as to damage / destroy property with red house paint mixed with rice.

Bob, “At you mad at Dave bro?”

Tom,”Fuck Dave. I’m red paint and rice mad at him.”

by Akihiro April 5, 2021

The one-walled paint job

The act of one plastering a fat nut across a bulletin board.

"Did you hear about Jake? The one-walled paint job in the front of class was made by him!"

by ld0301 March 27, 2021

Stirring the brown paint

The act of having anal sex with a man or woman when they have diarrhoea.

Guy 1: Hey dude, wanna here something gross? I stirred the paint with a chick I met at the bar the other night.

Guy 2: That's nothing! I met a guy at the bar and I was stirring the brown paint all night long!

by Dr_Maseuss October 1, 2016