Embred Fucktard 

a dumb ass head from alabama an embred fucktard usually drives a honda, vapes, and fucks his cousin. the dumb shit liped assbags are found in the methlab fucking there blood cousins.

wow look at that embred fucktard braxton

Embred Fucktard by TheBigStoner420 December 3, 2018

vanilla fucktard 

A Yelper who lacks experience in the world of BDSM and kink, yet tries to give the impression that they know a lot about these subjects.

This vanilla fucktard in Yelp Talk just referenced "50 Shades of Grey," and there wasn't a hint of irony in her voice.

vanilla fucktard by PoppyLand December 19, 2012

Stick-wiggling Fucktard 

What Army Aviation mechanics like to refer to Helicopter pilots as. They wiggle a stick and they are fucking retarded, anyone can fly a helicopter, but not everyone can perform maintenance on it.

Joe: "Hey, that CW2 is a complete douche.
Bob: "Yeah, I know... he's always complaining about down-time for his aircraft.:
Joe: " well, if he weren't such a stick-wiggling fucktard, this aircraft wouldn't be messed up and he could be flying."

Stick-wiggling Fucktard by manny629 October 2, 2009

team killing fucktard 

Caboose from Red Vs. Blue. go to www.redvsblue.com

After Caboose shot Church(a teammate), Tucker called him a team killing fucktard

team killing fucktard by Taylor March 5, 2005

Alpha Fucktard 

Who who is the most mentally backwards of his fellows and mates with farm animals.

Here we see the alpha fucktard leading his fellow fucktards in an effort to molest a hapless sheep.

Alpha Fucktard by You really don't wanna know about me June 30, 2003

incompetent fucktard 

one who does not work, still lives with his mother, is too fucking old and can't take the hint, makes no effort whatsoever to spend time with someone, makes you pursue him instead of the other way around, has nothing going for him whatsoever and expects you to support his dumb ass.

I'm done dating incompetent fucktards...they can pretty much all go to hell.

incompetent fucktard by foolinlove December 14, 2008

Doofy Gorilla Fucktard 

When someone extremely doofy has a striking resemblance to a gorilla (and or monkey), while being a complete douchebag atleast 75% of the time.

Francis Fagone is a Doofy Gorilla Fucktard

Doofy Gorilla Fucktard by jimmy345890 April 20, 2008