Urban dictionary

Place where retarded people think they are special just because there name has a definition in an open source website

Me:Hey man are you mentally fit
Other Person:*posts Instagram stories of his name in Urban dictionary*
Me: Sorry for disturbing you

Me:Hey man are you mentally fit
Other Person:*posts Instagram stories of his name in "Urban dictionary"*
Me: Sorry for disturbing you

by (◔‿◔)｡◕‿◕｡(. ❛ ᴗ ❛.) May 31, 2019

Urban Dictionary

A teacher's worst nightmare...

Or....A dictionary in which others compute their definitions of a word.

Definition 1
Teacher: Okay class, how did you guys find your definitions?

Most of the students: Urban Dictionary...
Teacher: Oh dear...where did I go wrong..

Definition 2
Gorge: Hey Bill, got any suggestions of where I can write my own definitions?
Bill: Urban Dictionary...Defiantly.

by Hardly_knew it May 18, 2018

Urban Dictionary

Urban Dictionary, somewhere ABSOLUTELY no one talks about sex! Everything's so kid friendly that they don't even accept you to do a word!

Me: Oh, WOW! I don't need to read a dictionary book, there's a website!

Also me: I would like to search some words I don't understand!
*searches philosophy*
Urban Dictionary: *a man's dick that you put in a minor girl's ass*
Me: WOAH- okay that was maybe just someone that made it. Let's do another one!

*searches audacity*

Urban Dictionary: *russian candy cane*
Me: kids. WJDNDJDDJNSNDIEHS

by iidonutiee February 11, 2021

Urban Dictionary

A site where you supposedly "define your world". Unfortunately, it is mainly populated by fangirls, pervs, drunken idiots, and people who need a grammar book thrown in their face.

Looking at Urban Dictionary makes me lose faith in the world...

by iHateMyFamily February 4, 2013

Urban dictionary

The website your using right now.

Liam: hey, Sam! Come check out my urban dictionary!
Sam: your posts are messed up, dude! Why did they allow you to publish that?

by Ven1s April 6, 2019

Urban Dictionary

The place where dumb asses go to waste away at their lives instead of doing something useful.

Jack: Man have you gone onto Urban Dictionary?
Jill: No Jack, only dumb asses go onto Urban Dictionary

by suck my d*** November 24, 2019

urban dictionary

Misused by people who swear too much and are basically rude to the entire internet. Originally intended to be an actually intelligent sight but then people started just being disgusting. I wish people used it better.

person: goes on to urban dictionary
person: lol imma make fun of an enture fandom on here and probably make grotty jokes about sex

by disastralboi August 19, 2022