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let's get paranoid

Smoke so much weed to the point of getting paranoid, after which the high is awesome!
I got some great diesel, let's get paranoid.
by Coma, the Doof Warrior January 4, 2020
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To get John Wicked

To get ‘‘john wicked’’ or ‘‘john wicking someone’’ means having your dog shot at or shooting someone’s dog.
Based on the John Wick saga, where the whole story starts because someone killed his beloved dog.
@Victoriayavnyi on YT : I feel safe working out at night thanks to my big dog.

Some bitter men in the comments: A gun would end him. I pray for you to get John Wicked.

Person 1: My dog is my best protector.
Person 2: Until I John Wick you.
by slangingshark September 24, 2023
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Get these ‘fits off.

This is a phrase to describe someone with drip/someone who is stylish and can pull outfits off aka “get ‘fits off”.
One thing about her, she gon get these ‘fits off.
by G love April 26, 2025
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get a chat

Like "get a room", this phrase is used when two people are obviously flirting on facebook, using comments or wall posts so that everyone can see all they write.
Person A and B have written 36 comments back and forth on some post

Person C: "Get a chat guys!"
by random_NN June 20, 2011
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Getting Tornadoed

Snorting speed while getting blown by a mime.
Man I can’t wait to be getting tornadoed at tonight’s holloween party.
by Grandmasthetits October 31, 2019
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To get skirted

At school, to get dress-coded about your skirt. Usually they make you change into the gym clothes or go home.
Mia had to change clothes because her skirt was too short.
Mia got skirted. (To get skirted)
by Merpa November 27, 2022
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My friend thinks you’re cute, can they get your number?

A cruel “prank” typically involving walking up to someone deemed ugly, unsuspecting, vulnerable, or otherwise an easy target to be dishonestly told that one of the instigator’s friends thinks they’re cute, and asking for their number.

This goes past pranking and leans more into bullying, even if the instigator doesn’t think it does, because it causes emotional harm to the victim who had their number asked for. Sometimes it is recorded without the victim’s consent and/or posted to the internet.

There are infinite better ways to have a fun time and laugh than pulling it on someone. Not recommended.
Person A: My friend thinks you’re cute, can they get your number?
Person B: Fuck off.
by may saliva July 29, 2025
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