a term for when you want to jack the fuck outta your um how do i say this you may call it you bizz your donkey your bush with a branch or if your weird you say cock
person 1:yo bro can i borrow your phone so i can watch xx- i mean call mom
person 2: uhhh sure?
person 1: man im bouta beat the SKIN off my meat
person 2: uhhh sure?
person 1: man im bouta beat the SKIN off my meat
by nigger\nigga\negro May 5, 2023
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Get the Suck off mug.When s girl likes a boy she digs his swagger but if she decides to break up with him she might say "I hopped off of his swagg" The same goes for a crush if she decides to get over him she is hopping off of his swagg.
Dana: " I'm just over him ima hop off of his swagg"
Kelly: "It's about time, that relationship is going nowhere"
Kelly: "It's about time, that relationship is going nowhere"
by RISsKy December 4, 2009
Get the Hop off of his Swagg mug.Jerking Off Nathaniel Style refers to jerking off but like a Nathaniel. To Jerk Off Nathaniel Style, you must have vinegar and Mountain Dew, preferably LiveWire flavored. Then, you wanna put both items in a bag and stick your dick inside. Then, you go on as if you were jerking off normally, only you cum in the Mountain Dew vinegar filled bag instead.
David wanted to jerk off, like he always does. But he was bored of the usual ways of using a fleshlight and his hands. He had heard from his classmates about jerking off nathaniel style and wanted to try it out. He went to his gas station to get some Mountain Dew and went back home for the vinegar. He took the objects he needed into a secluded alleyway and proceeded with the J.O.N.S. In the middle of his jerk off session (nathaniel style), a car with strobing lights on the top passed by. David has epilepsy and proceeded to seize and foam out the mouth. David was found dead 3 weeks later because no one gives a fuck about David.
by dajinco January 12, 2025
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When a group of females compete against eachother to try and fuck the same guy. Things girls do include making eachother look bad, wearing slutty clothing, and sexually flirting with the guy. Winner is the first girl who sleeps with the guy
Alex- Omg there's a new hot guy at school
Tara- Promise you wont go into the slut off for him
Alex- Nah, that's Hannah and Maddys job
Tara- Promise you wont go into the slut off for him
Alex- Nah, that's Hannah and Maddys job
by majorfreaksallday July 16, 2017
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