village face

The quality of having a face similar to that of a Russian villager. Synonymous with homely and haggard, suggesting familiarity with farming practices.

Sveta thinks the girl at the corner of the table has village face and is unlikely to ever get married

by OhNoPotato August 12, 2016

Face-Rapist

An aggressive kiss reminding you of the awkward turtle moments of puberty

John totally face-raped me on the dance floor, it was gross! He's such a face-rapist.

by UndercoverOrca August 10, 2016

two face

Two faces are insincere and deceitful. In business, this couldn't be a better trait to possess. The Two-Face is not hassled by promises, loyalty, or any other hindrance that would impede his ultimate goal of making a profit. Yet again, the Two-Face is someone who uses people as a means to and end. Once you have served your use you are nothing to him.

Jonathan is such a two face—I thought he actually wanted to date me, but he was just using me to get answers to the math homework!

by mama_jazz August 10, 2016

beyond shit faced

To drunk

Let's go to a other bar... Na I'm going home I'm beyond shit faced

by Isrightkev July 29, 2016

explody face

1. When whatever makeup you have on your face spontaneously combusts.
2. A suicide bomber that has a pretty face.

"SHIT! I HAVE EXPLODY FACE!"
"RUN BOB RUN! THERE IS AN EXPLODY FACE RIGHT BEHIND YOU!"

by BristolBrick July 25, 2016

cupcake face

When your face is a little too big for your body. It looks awkward and gross.

Chris: I broke up with Cindy because of her cupcake face.

by therealblairwaldorf July 14, 2016

mooking face

N. A mental state triggered by extacy or MDMA.

V. When faces melt into themselves after using Molly.

"Yo I was mooking face for hours"

"I looked into the mirror and saw my mooking face"

by trauma kilo July 11, 2016