fordsie baby

fordsie baby like the best boyfriend ever yesh c:

lookie that big ol fordsie baby

by jordsiesbaby January 9, 2022

baby drop

When a suitable adult "drops" off a toddler between the ages of 1-5yrs and forces you to watch him through a non existent verbal questioning. Your are then forced to watch this child because you are a good person and like doing what's right.

Ugh! I just got baby dropped again! now I have to watch my sisters kid for hours till she gets back from her shopping spree.

by catloverandhugger May 12, 2016

baby

free fleshlight

baby

by buddy retard June 22, 2020

baby sea turtle

the fucking cutest little beings made on planet earth.

"did you see those fucking cute ass baby sea turtles!?"

by bunz1983 September 6, 2016

Shish ka-baby

When a person sucks off a guy's penis until hes about to cum. Right before he cums the person shoves a metal skewer down his urethra. As he ejaculates, his sperm coats the skewer, making a shish ka-baby when it is pulled out.

"Ouch i'm still sore from when my girlfriend gave me a shish ka-baby last night"

by redrider494 April 9, 2022

Wind baby

A fart that resembles the sound of a crying baby

I just wind babied and it smelled like garbage.

The officer thought he heard a crying infant but it was just a wind baby.

by River Stone March 3, 2022

space baby

a baby born by a woman due to pregnancy through sexual intercourse with a spaceman (ET).

Many years ago, I heard that a space baby was born in Nepal.

by uttam maharjan November 22, 2010