meat headed dick waffle

a gym rat who sits on one piece of gym equiptment for hours and only completing a few reps while spending a shit load amount of time socializing.

Hey, where did that meat headed dick waffle i need to finish my workout.

by glouriousanalplug August 10, 2019

i don’t give a head

not giving a fuck

I don’t give a head about my ex!

by CarmellaRules December 27, 2021

fatty head

when a man has a massive boner, and the head of that boner, it's inflamed beyond belief..... as if he has the herpes or something.

oh my god Becky, this guy had a fatty head, no way I would allow that in my cooch!

by pterodactyl55 October 19, 2010

Joystick Manbun Head

When the man giving you head has their long hair in a man bun and you used the bun to move them to the right spot.

Hailey: I need some head
Emma : get some joystick manbun head
Hailey: whats that
Sam: where the man giving you head has his hair in a manbun and you can move him to the right spot using that

by head_standing_up July 2, 2023

ten-head

A slang to say how big someone's forehead is

"haha, she doesn't have a forehead , she has a ten-head"

by William shake your sphere June 9, 2024

Oregon Two Headed Duck Fucker

A sexual position, found commonly in Oregon, where the male party drinks the female's vaginal liquid discard, then pisses it back inside the female party. The male then ejaculates inside the female's mouth and she shits it back into his mouth. Thus completing the two headed duck fucker.

Last night, my wife and I performed a Oregon Two Headed Duck Fucker. It was wild!

by oregonducklover123 June 29, 2025

Air Headed

A Person who is Mindless and Stupid. Is slow and doesn’t think of what’s possible after.

He was air headed when we were texting last night.

by Air Headed September 14, 2021