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baby preditor

someone who stalks children in carriges and when the mother and or father leaves it, they snatch their pray. putting them in their sack and running off to their broken down van to drive off to their apartment. needless to say this was the home where they find daipers and sippy cups all over the floor and a fat out man. with a beard. sucking on a raddle.
hey honey, want sum baby preditor to eat our child?? watch the damn baby!
by blahblachblach April 1, 2010
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Phoenix babies/children

stillborn bab(ies) (stillborn due to either by natural causes or medical negligence/malpractice) that is physically/mechanically (medically) resuscitated or is naturally resuscitated on their own regardless of how long they live.

Also includes but not limited to Neonates, infants, babies, children who are pronounced clinically dead and are resuscitated physically/mechanically (medically) resuscitated or are naturally resuscitated on their own regardless of how long they live.
Because of the medical negligence and carelessness of the attending 4th year resident, I was forced to beg and plead for her to just cut my over six years in the making IVF rainbow baby out of me and save them, as I was also made to listen to our baby die inside me. When they finally cut my baby out of me vie delayed emergency c-section, our baby was stillborn, but only because of a competent code team, our baby is alive today and there for is a Phoenix baby, as our baby suffered a suffocating death inutero and has risen from the ashes of their death a gorgeous Phoenix baby to be a testament of death, resurrection, and life to all!

Though we are proud of our Phoenix Baby’s ability to conquer death, we still mourn that our baby had to suffer death and suffer to live again, as it has been a huge catalyst for my family’s suffering, enduring & survival of my postpartum psychosis. Please join us on our Phoenix baby/child parenting and continuing IVF journey @ our_journey_to_yall on Instagram where we honor not only our Phoenix baby, but other Phoenix babies/children as we are made aware.
by Phoenix Baby, Angelo’s Mhysa January 14, 2024
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dirty baby

WHEN A DEAD FISH POOPS INSIDE UR VAGINA, THEN U GET PREGENANTE AND GIVE BIRTH TO YOUR MOM AND THEN UNIVERSE COLLAPSES
my mom pulled a dirty baby on me!
by h0esome April 15, 2020
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National Kick Babies Day

The one and only day you can kick babies with out geting arrested.

kick the baby. is on march 2
kick every baby you see
"todays national kick babies day. do you wanna go kick some babies with me?"
"sure!"
by Brownywastaken January 22, 2025
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Baby Brad

A adult but acts like a child. A really funny dad. Can’t walk a straight line. A really terrible singer!
Friend: Baby brad is so funny
Me: yeah ik he’s my dad
by Jada-shrimp November 18, 2018
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Green Card Babies

A **Green Card Baby** refers to a young foreign national — usually a woman — who expresses a desire to immigrate to the United States, often through romantic or marital association with a U.S. citizen. The term is derived from the *green card*, the document granting lawful permanent residence in the U.S., and is rooted in internet culture and dating discourse.

The term “Green Card Baby” typically refers to a young woman seeking U.S. residency through romantic ties, while a “Green Card Daddy” is the American man positioned — often satirically — as her potential sponsor.
She’s a Green Card Babies manifesting her Green Card Daddy one thirsty DM at a time.
by Gvv007 May 17, 2025
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baby yoda man

A very sexy and intellectual man who is loved by everyone.
by HarvNotFound February 21, 2022
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