kiss or get off the pot

When a person take more time than necessary to do something.

When a person is parking for a long time:

-Hey Brad, are you going to park today or not? Kiss or get off the pot!

by The Rocha April 3, 2018

urinate me off

To make mad; interchangeable with “piss me off”

Television and telephone companies really urinate me off when they constantly overcharge me!

by L1ttle September 15, 2018

The Pooper Scooper Lick Me Off

When you dunk your balls into a toilet filled with shit and puke that has sat there for hours and then let a girl lick it off your balls. PSLMO for short. It can be performed where any toilet is convenient, yes even at a bar toilet or even a minimart toilet

Jimmy performed The Pooper Scooper Lick Me Off on a girl named Grace. Sean did the PSLMO on Jimmy so naughtily that the world couldn't understand anything

by Faid March 14, 2014

Jerk off

To masturbate the penis

My parents nearly caught me jerk off last night! Hid the picture and dik

by AngelDustsFuckBuddy April 25, 2025

Took the top off the Maybach

To rip most of the head/upper jaw off.

Guy 1: I saw a dead alligator the other day. Somebody took the top off the Maybach too.
Guy 2: Where?

by SteveBeef July 31, 2025

Miking Off

When someone is capable of doing work but is too lazy to do it. Surfing the web and playing games on the computer while at work when co-workers are busting their ass off. Delegating work that you don't want to do yourself because you are just too damn lazy.

I'm at work late tonight working extra hours because Steve was miking off on the Internet all day watching cat videos.

by teabag2511 May 3, 2018

Stay off my google

Appropriately applies to a lame as bitch who thinks she know the internet well enough to basically set themselves up to be fucked up by the google accounts she’s root bot-big usually a close friends.

Swing as hard as you can or slap or grudge fucking them in the mother fucking face with your fist while saying, “Stay off my google.”

by OwnlyOne September 26, 2020