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Jerking off onto Lucky Charms

Being at your rock bottom living in your office closet, jerking off with a limp dick and the cum lands in a pile of cereal dust that you had dropped two days ago.
Hey! Have you seen Bob lately?
I heard that he fell off the wagon in is now jerking off onto Lucky Charms.
by Oreosgirlfriend November 8, 2020
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Off

Mario: "Gives the eraser the appropriate items"
Eraser: Thank You! I'll go off these bricks now! "Eraser commits suicide to erase brick from existence then reappears itself back into existence"
Mario: W h a t A n d W h y
by ZeroGヅ July 7, 2019
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Fuck off

Go away, get lost, scram, an imperative used to angrily dismiss something/someone. When someone says this to you they are telling you not to get involved with them, they want you to absence yourself from their presence, to stop bothering them or to get out their face immediately.
Person 1: Your hair looks like shit
Person 2: Fuck off
by Shakespearerocks February 10, 2024
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Cut off some big chunks

That guy: why don't you finish your project for school?
Me: I like to cut off some big chunks!
by Tom Hamlet February 22, 2021
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Pogging Off

Interviewer: What do you like to do to past time?
You: I like Pogging off when i'm not playing Fall Guys.
by infamousquiett November 15, 2021
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gone off blue cheese

When you leave blue cheese out for too long and it goes rotten.
The gone off blue cheese tastes like mold.
by Debskelly1985 March 25, 2023
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Working off your guilt

When a boss, romantic other, friend or family member does something for you, and you have no other way of paying them back, to simply be charming and fair in other ways to pay your dues for having underappreciated them.
Kat: Jeanne, you took me back as your friend again, but I don't know, I don't know if it's healthy.

Jeanne: Look, I know you're still working off your guilt, but good things happen to people like you!
by Ereck Flowers February 14, 2015
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