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like sex in your mouth

dude where did you get this milkshake its like sex in your mouth
by Dylan. T. DePalma February 21, 2009
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north pole sex

Dipping ones balls in a bucket of ice until they are blue. Then putting an ice cube in the vagina and having sex until it melts.
Susan and I had the best north pole sex ever last night. it was so cold but so worth it
by boom for jorden November 7, 2013
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gay sex story

i made the definition above this one and if you do not like it then why don't you make your own! >:<
any way there is also dick in ass
person 1: you are gay!

person 2: yep. and you can't do anything about it mom

person 3: DON'T TALK TO YOUR MOTHER LIKE THAT!!!

and the my gay sex story
by ncdgfygfkahgau June 8, 2023
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Sex Offender Status Hot

When looking to get laid you meet a female who happens to be 17-years-old but due to her age one must decide whether she is hot enough to possibly become labeled a Sex Offender.
Wyatt - "I have this girl who wants my D but she is 17. What do I do?"

Gabe - "Is she Sex Offender Status Hot?"

Wyatt - "I mean, she is kind of pretty but not sex offender hot pretty."
by 7O01 FOS February 6, 2019
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cream crackered (sex edition)

It's where two men are carrying someone while fucking them in the ass, without a condom, and cumming inside.
(Hopefully you know what a Sugar Wafer looks like. or filling up a doughnut with something like mayonnaise or something)
Friend 1: Guess what I did with (Blank) the other day!
Friend 2: I'm scared what did you do
Friend 1: We cream crackered (sex edition) (Insert male/female name here).
Friend 2: W....what does that even mean??
Friend 1: It means you creampie someone in the ass while holding them up.
Friend 2: What is wrong with you two
by Mew_Thing April 23, 2021
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Hot gay steamy sex

When two men have sex in a hot steamy shower
Me and my husband Carl had hot gay steamy sex last night it was great
by GoogleSexDrive May 31, 2021
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Junior Anti-Sex League

In George Orwell's novel 1984, an organization for young people that advocated complete celibacy for both sexes. The Party intends to abolish the institution of the family, so all children will be the products of artificial insemination and grow up in public institutions. Members wear red sashes around their waists. Julia, Winston Smith's lover, is a member of the Junior Anti-Sex League, though she does not share their ideals.

By extension, the conservative & repressive forces in society that support ideals of celibacy, virginity, purity, etc.
"Damn, those Taliban, they're just like an Islamic Junior Anti-Sex League!"
by smendler June 20, 2009
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