Sid: “I had lunch 2 hours ago and dinner won’t be ready for a while yet but I’m hungry.”
Marc: “Just have something small to keep the wind off then.”
Marc: “Just have something small to keep the wind off then.”
by Berrybop May 2, 2025

When your driving to Atlanta and hit a guard rail after a deer ran passed you on the highway and upon impacting the guard rail, the deployment of the airbag causes you to shit your pants.
by Killpulse October 2, 2018

When two shy pee-ers stand next to each other on urinals, both of them waiting for the other to piss so they themselves can piss in solitude.
- Dude, why did you take so long? You almost missed the entire movie!
-Yeah I know, I had a Swedish Stand-off with a guy at the urinal
-Yeah I know, I had a Swedish Stand-off with a guy at the urinal
by the shy pee-er December 18, 2017

viewer: yo listen to that new ken carson album!
max: *listens and the first song is absolute garbage*
max: nah i’m green off that let’s go next
max: *listens and the first song is absolute garbage*
max: nah i’m green off that let’s go next
by devilthoughtsig July 12, 2022

by C3hawes January 31, 2023

When you are in a talkative mood but the #CoronaVirus has made human interaction limited. SO you type large run on sentences. Never spacing for paragraphs!! And they are way over described (just like this definition). As the same saying goes.... I am gonna talk your ear off.... I am going type your eyes off!
Sorry bro this gonna be a long story, I am going to type your eyes off!
my eyes have dried up so much looking at this screen. You are typing my eyes off!
Sorry I am typing so much. Not trying to type your eyes off.
I am going to type your eyes off if I keep rambling.
my eyes have dried up so much looking at this screen. You are typing my eyes off!
Sorry I am typing so much. Not trying to type your eyes off.
I am going to type your eyes off if I keep rambling.
by BlueEyedGuy86 November 15, 2020

Beat it, leave, im done with you, move on! Is how collin ferrell used it in a movie trying to make it popular.
by PunkinLuhv July 2, 2022
