A phrase mostly used by religious southern Americans meaning an unexpected, yet pleasant surprise. Basically "a surprise, to be sure, but a welcome one" in yeehaw slang.
"I hope it was okay for me to bring Billy with me for dinner, I forgot to ask" "Of course! who says heaven is white?"
I thought I was gonna fail this exam, but turns out I passed! My god, who says heaven is white!"
I thought I was gonna fail this exam, but turns out I passed! My god, who says heaven is white!"
by GentleLad March 06, 2019
by Oceanwaves45892 January 28, 2024
It’s a game where you have to use the same cumsocks every day when you jackoff. one month later you have to tie your filled cum socks and throw to your favorite teacher when it hits your teacher she will look like a white volcano
by Stoinky dick cheese October 31, 2017
When pubic hair is twisted into a upwards fashion, and then a drop of cum is added to the top. The cum will flow down in a fashion much like a volcano erupting
by weswan March 01, 2016
This is a scenario in which a female (lactating mom) “in a surprise fashion” lactating on
Your Partner whilst they are going to the bathroom and is in mid poop on the toilet. Making your partner feel like they are getting a cold shower of breast milk.
Your Partner whilst they are going to the bathroom and is in mid poop on the toilet. Making your partner feel like they are getting a cold shower of breast milk.
Suddenly as I looked up I was getting showered with my wife’s breast milk instead of saying I am pooping here and freaking out you say “stop giving me a white Christmas log”
Or
Why am I getting sprayed on by … ahh! You white Christmas logged me!
Or
Why am I getting sprayed on by … ahh! You white Christmas logged me!
by ask_about_my_winston2 November 16, 2022
by Paul Coolwhip December 09, 2015
by WizardFrogge February 07, 2022