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ass angel

A derogatory slur for Julian Assange, the founder of Wiki Leaks. Critics accuse him of hacking, cracking, spying, espionage, and even sex crimes, while proponents call him a freedom fighter who stands up to abusive governments.
"I'm sick and tired of hearing about Ass Angel, that no good espionage traitor who doesn't care who his leaks harm, just as long as his leftwing goals are met."
by Purple Gurl February 9, 2015
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ass hat

someone who doesn't think before they act
Devin was a real ass hat when he did whatever he wanted without thinking of the repercussions, and was disrespectful to Kynzi on her birthday
by holdmybeerigotthis May 7, 2015
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Ass Hat

1) Ass hat - a term used by Agent Booth in bones episode "The Sin in the Sisterhood " season 6 episode 16

Agent Booth uses the term in a joking conversation with bones talking about the victim & his multiple marriages

2) The term Ass Hat is used to describe someone who is being stupid or someone who has their Head up their ass
Bones : "moron is a little harsh to describe someone who is living a life style you are uncomfortable with "

Booth : "Ok how about nitwit or doofus? "

....
Booth : " are you agreeing with me"

Bones: " only so far as the victim should have realized, how complicated his relationships would become in our present culture "

Bones : " in that case and in that case only he -he was a ... Nitwit (laughs)"

Booth : " (laughs) he was a bonehead"

Bones: " I like that it's very appropriate for my profession"

Booth: " (laughs) how about this ASS HAT... The guy was a real ASS HAT"

Bones: " we're bad (laughs)"
by imblonde007 August 5, 2014
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ass groomer

A professional that deals with the aesthetics of the gluteal region. This is largely a male-dominated profession. Their services are in high demand in this increasing vain U.S. society. Ass grooming boutiques exist in trendy areas such as Seattle, Miami, and Providence, RI.
Bob: Hey Greg... nice ass!

Greg: Thanks man, I just got it done by the ass groomer on 13th and Main.

Bob: Word!
by Quincy Wilson March 31, 2009
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Ass cod

Self loathing BULLSHIT of a man who could act better but is choosing not to.
by Ass COD luva June 13, 2018
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ass-secretariate

-n-Someone who likes to take it up the ass. the conterpart to an assjockey; derived from ass and secretariate. usually a gay man.
"Dude that chick is such an ass-secretariate, i went assjockey on her all night long."

"dude, that chick is a dude and yeah we have known he was an ass-secretariate ever since he said he like the way Jeremy's ass curled funny when he walked."
by Michael Dauber November 25, 2007
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Ass Trap

When you're so concentrated on a nice booty that you don't realize the chick sees you checking her out
Ryan: *thinking to his self* "DAYUM BOY!!! That is a nice ass if I do say so myself!"
Fine Female: *turns around and sees Ryan taking a peek*
Ryan: *again, thinking to him self* "FUCKING YIKES IT'S AN ASS TRAP! ACT LIKE YOU WEREN'T LOOKING!" *awkwardly looks around*
by RADsLife February 28, 2017
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