Hog Off

An event when men compare penis sizes
I.challenge you to a hog off
by World Class Organization May 15, 2025
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Hog Off

To want to become a wh*re after a relationship ends. Wanting to sleep with multiple random women etc.
He said : I’m Hog off now. ( after his gf broke up with him )
by Tehemokdgj August 08, 2022
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Cunting Off

Exiting stage left like a cunt. As per Boris Johnson from the Tory Party leadership campaign or the England football team from Euro 2016.
I'm cunting off here, just like Boris.
by DRSR3V July 01, 2016
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shuffle off

A euphemism for death, a contraction of "Shuffle off this mortal coil"
"What happened to the old man?"
"he's about to shuffle off"
by liquid death May 07, 2021
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woke-off

When people engage in a virtue-signalling competition to prove who is more "woke" than the other
"It was a total woke-off in class today"

"I think I'll just have to have a woke-off with this essay"

"the liberal arts is just a woke-off"
by theredandblueblur March 31, 2025
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When a dentist flosses and masturbates at the same time.
"getting off on those healthy gums, hell yea!"
by SmoontyLoverLexi May 31, 2017
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