Zoomette

A woman from generation Z.

There will be several Zoomettes at the function.

by WildRoseChance November 13, 2025

Zoomer

Gen Z who use excuses of “social anxiety and shyness” to get out of doing simple tasks like ordering things or making phone calls etc.

Natalie : “I can’t call the restaurant and ask if they are open because I’m shy. I’m such a zoomer.”

by Captain dipshhh December 22, 2025

jared zoot

An absolute scary monster of a zoot that only the biggest of zoot smokers can smoke

That's a Jared zoot bro, lemme have some tokes I wanna get Bruce lee'd

by Yea mate August 30, 2017

dirty zookeeper

Putting shit on a girls breast, then fucking them until you cum. Mix together and eat with animal crackers

She always wanted a dirty zookeeper

by Datdirtyzk May 1, 2018

Maximum zootation

To be zooted to maximum proportions

Me and the neegs got to maximum zootation this weekend

by Lil cris llc October 22, 2018

Colombian zoot

A Colombian zoot is a cigarette which contains tobacco, cannabis and crack

"Wow is that a Colombian zoot?"

"yes, it fuckin is moite"

by Gla1de June 24, 2019

Local Zoomer

A small sub-category of car cultures “Ricers” Often found at the local 7-11 or with their car wrapped around a pole. They can be heard at night on your local streets breaking the sound barrier.

“Damn man I just got ran off the road buy some stupid local zoomer In a shitty auto WRX.”

by wrxboi July 12, 2019