Being mindful of the contagious nature of the Covid-19 virus, many in-person gatherings have migrated to a Zoom meeting format. These include work meetings, Fridayhappy hours, class reunions, birthday parties, funerals and memorials, etc.
We have to maintain Social Distance for now, so I'm going to Zoomattend my friend's birthday party.
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"