clock zombie

When a person's life is defined by what time it is.

These people work in extremely structured intervals and never waste time. One may wonder what will become of them if a large-scale worldwide catastrophe were to occur. Their agenda and a clock are their best friends, leaving little room for an actual social life.

It is a well-known fact that most college/university students live their lives like this, making campus a very depressing place to be.
There is a definitive line between being a clock zombie, and having 1-2 weeks of hardcore study sessions berore a test.

girl: "Hey, wanna go out tonight?"

guy: "Sorry, can't... I have to study for roman civilization for the midterm."

girl: "Isn't that midterm like, 4 weeks from now? Wow, you're such a clock zombie."

by azn_ninja November 14, 2009

dick zombie

a ravenous kooze who's only focus is to devour cock

Paula Abdul is a dick zombie.
The bar was full of dick zombies.
Your girlfriend is a dick zombie.

by squibsquawb June 28, 2010

liberal zombie

A person so open-minded that their brain has fallen out of their skull.

When the brain falls out of the opening of the human mind, the human becomes a liberal zombie, and can coexist peacefully only with its own kind. To survive amidst a liberal zombie, appear vulnerable or socially awkward, and avoid anything of potentially offensive nature.

by SArchangel June 25, 2016

Nazi Zombie

Often argued upon whether a Nazi Zombies is worse than a normal Nazi. These Undead Nazi's can break through concrete , wood planks, and other miscellaneous objects. The typical Nazi Zombie is charred and has part of the skeleton showing. Nazi Zombies can be tamed to some extent. It is unknown, like normal zombies, whether you can become infected from sexual intercourse. Nazi Zombies are still Fascist, and so are frowned upon as pets.

Geoff: I hope a Nazi Zombie doesn't break through this window.
John: I agree, a Nazi Zombie breaking through this window will cause definite doom.
Sam: maybe if we board up the windows with inferior wood, and leave gaping holes, they cant get in!
Nazi Zombie: Nerrrrrrrrrrr
Geoff: Aww Crap.

by Nibbsy November 7, 2009

Sweet Zombie Jesus

An expletive denoting great shock and consternation.

It was used by Professor Farnsworth from tv's "Futurama."

"Five dollars for the secret antidote?! Sweet Zombie Jesus! This is highway robbery!"

by J.F.K. October 31, 2003

fringe-zombie

Fringe-zombies hide their lifeless, empty eyes behind thick bangs, disguising themselves as harmless pale chicks with weird hair. They use kawaii hair accessories and brightly colored tight pants to draw their unsuspecting victims near, then slurp out their brains. Delicious.

Harold: How can she see with her hair like that?

Mildred: She doesn't have to see--she's a zomb. The undead track their prey by scent, not sight.

Fringe-Zombie: braaaaaaaains

Fringe-Zombie: om nom nom nom

by Deiphobe the Androgyne May 26, 2009

Wikipedian Zombie

Someone who keeps clicking the "Random article" button on wikipedia in the hope of finding something vaguely funny or interesting.

The first 10 times he clicked random article he could still communicate, but now he doesn't respond to any sort of stimulation. It's no use, he's a Wikipedian Zombie now.

by Aexerus January 14, 2010