Your life

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Your life: This word doesn't exist

by help_i_need_a_damn_USERNAME September 16, 2019

your mom

what people say because they are to damn stupid to think of anything else...

person 1: dude i just walked into a wall...
person 2: your so damn stupid...
person 1: YOUR MOM!

by Homey wiz focizal February 27, 2008

your mom

Used when no other explaination is necessary or there is no right answer.

OR

What you say when someone stated the obvious and there is no other way to break the awkward silence.

You: "So, why did you decide to sell your children as black market sex slaves and start regularly injected acetone into your veins?"

Me: "Your mom."

Or

You: "That homework was the easiest thinkg I've ever done."

Me: "Your mom was the easiest thing I've ever done!"

by njadams10 January 10, 2008

your face

The greatest comeback of all time. Used either to answer a question you feel you don't have to answer, to answer a question you don't know, or to piss someone off.

Person 1: Dude, what's up with the look on your face?
Person 2: Oh, I just looked at YOUR FACE!
Person 1: Dude, your a bitch
Person 2: So is YOUR FACE!
Person 1: All I wanted to know is where you got those chips from
Person 2: I got them from YOUR FACE!

by hoplesslyinlove December 2, 2010

Your MOM

It's referrering to one's mother. And how she needs to do her dog.And is not referring to your mother at home

OMG YOUR MOM! She's such a hoe!

by That's Hot March 8, 2005

Your mom

The person who gave birth to whom you are addressing, not necessarily a joke.

"Your mom is a very nice lady."
"It was good to hear from your mom the other day."

by AdamOpp May 16, 2010

your word is your bond

To do what you say and keep your promise. The Trump presidential campaign plagiarised a speech of Michelle Obama's in 2008 which used the phrase for Melania Trump to give at the RNC.

Michelle in 2008: "And Barack and I were raised with so many of the same values: that you work hard for what you want in life; that your word is your bond, that you do what you say you’re going to do..."
Melania in 2016: "From a young age, my parents impressed on me the values that you work hard for what you want in life; that your word is your bond and you do what you say and keep your promise..."

by ur-ban-dic-tion-ary November 23, 2016