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Your entire life was based on gay rights 

THE MOST WORST INSULT IN THE ENTIRE WORLD, CAN SURPASS your family tree LGBT
jake "hey dude"
mike: "w0t"
jake: your entire life was based on gay rights

*THE ENTIRE BODY OF MIKE HAS DIED.*

your banned jobber 

threat and action used by the wizard himself ant mele to ban people from his servers

your moms bed 

Where I was last night.
in bed wit ur mom wtf dont u understand u fucken n00b your moms bed

your ass is late to class 

The bell that rings rough six minutes after the get your ass to class bell, signyfing you are late to class.
Ah, shit! That's the your ass is late to class bell

your mum's baps 

adj. "your mum's baps" signifies a thing or a situation that is generally very good (in essence like your best mate's MILF-of a-mum who, despite being twice your age, has the most luscious breasts in the village).
God I love this tune, it's definitely your mum's baps.
your mum's baps by Potassium Dave September 7, 2009

Your mum's watching!

A phrase used to put pressure on the person who is about to focus or carry out an important action, in 90% of cases resulting in the person performing an epic fail.

The term is so useful as there is not a single person on the planet that will not get intimidated by a mother's look of disapproval and even a thought about your mother watching you fail makes you nervous as hell, so you will almost certainly cock up whatever important thing you are doing.
Jack: *tries to take a penalty shot*
Troll: Your mum's watching!
Jack: *feels nervous and pressurised, then realises that mum is not really watching* Fuck Yeah.

*still misses penalty*
Troll: LOOOL