Wizard

boner, morning wood, or when u get a hard on from when you need to pee really bad. (another word for a hard on and its not MAGICAL WIZARD just wizard)

I have a wizard right now, and he wants to cast a spell on your face!

by The Real Pumpkin King April 22, 2012

wizard

1, Someone who is increadably smart
2, A person who uses magic for good purpose

1, Dude, you are a total wizard, it's like you know everything!
2, Bilbo, do you think i am some amature wizard!!?

by Mastikator November 4, 2004

wizardess

a rare breed of female wizards with magical powers to transform internet content

The wizardess waved her wand and instantly bid on a brand new flea collar for her pet dragon on eBay.

by JCSI December 12, 2007

wiitarded

A condition where you are addicted to the Wii internet channel, and spend all day watching youtube videos and chatting to other wii users.

I was so wiitarded yesterday! i spend 5 hours straight watching youtube videos!

by Gwendolynne January 9, 2008

Wizard

A person with red hair and freckles. Notable examples include Mick Hucknell, Carrott top and that little creep off Harry Potter.

"Look at the state of that filthy wizard, lets kick his rotten ginger head in"

"That wee fella is well wizard"

by Mikelib December 15, 2009

wizard

A person from a higher class background, sometimes are under the delusion they are better than normal people also know as muggles. They often are well spoken, talk about their gap yah and count their red brick university background as a standard for other wizards. wizards who don't quite make the cut to the red brick universities or muggles who try to attain a wizard life are known as squibs. THESE ARE FACTS!

That guy is such a wizard he's talking about going to Cambridge and how his cleaner is soooo substandard.

by bjbait April 18, 2010

wiitarded

The acid like effect of sitting too close to a big screen T.V. and watching the guitar hero notes scroll down for too long.

I was on guitar hero so long that I played myself Wiitarded. When I quit,the tv and shelves kept warping and twisting in my eyes.

by BrownBillygoat February 22, 2008