I will fuck your mother

An aggressive term of endearment, that some dumb magazine claims is used in Spain, in place of "fuck you" or "I'm gonna fuck you up"

Jack: Dude, your a cocklocker
Nick: WHAT!?! AGGH! I WILL FUCK! YOUR! MOTHER!

(vicious nipple twisting ensues)

by pwr 13375 y0 May 28, 2005

Willow Creek Community Church

A large nondenominational Church in South Barrington, Illinois, led by Pastor Bill Hybels. A very diverse church, with open doors to everyone. Willow Creek has an enormous Compassion and Justice ministry, which is celebrated during their annual Celebration of Hope. In 2009 they raised over 11.6 million dollars for use in both global and local charities. Often attacked as a "liberal church" they led the discussion on controversial issues such as Global Poverty, Racial Reconciliation, and now even Illegal Immigration. A wonderful example of the body of Christ at work.

I would never visit Willow Creek Community Church!

Why Not?

Because they're gay liberal heathens!

And how do you know that?

um...

Maybe you should fact check before you spew inaccurate opinions.

by acts1028b August 13, 2010

I Will Fuck You

Term used to induce fear, hopelessness, and unconfert.

Usually used at partys by the really drunk guy.
can be taken two way funny or vary offencive.

Person 1: hey man can you go get me a beer?
Person 2: HEY "I WILL FUCK YOU"!!!!!

by Walter Fishington September 25, 2010

West Willow

Hardcore ghetto on the south side of Ypsilanti, Michigan.

I think half of West Willow is in the county jail at any given time.

by Dorothy June 21, 2008

Will

A paper you write before you die to be in effect after you die

i can not explain my Will just yet, it's not my time

by your best idiot April 6, 2010

man vs wild with will ferrel

in my opinion the best episode of any show to ever appear on the discover channel, and quite possibly ever. it was fucking hilarious.

man vs wild with will ferrel

will ferrel to bear grylls while pissing:

"i seem to have lost my penis"

by the nickster in d-tizzle June 6, 2009

will knot

When little clumps of shit get caught in your ass hair, and they WILL NOT come out.

Goddamn Will Knots, dunno what to do about them.

by bobbt.cum February 27, 2003