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Shark week

When something is really fun/ really cool/ really good
That tailgate yesterday was soo shark week
by Bootypoopop October 6, 2021
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3 weeks

The standard amount of time you will be ghosted for following jokingly calling them fat, which they seemed to take in good humor at the time
Me: You’re fat
Them: 3 weeks bruh
by U_hurt_my_feelz November 13, 2023
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The act of telling someone that u can't do a task this week but maybe u can do it nxt week
Bobby: Hey Billy can u help me choke the chicken today.
Billy: Naw, Not this week but maybe next week.
Bobby: Aw, ok i'll just wait
by Dr. Azzwipe October 16, 2008
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Dugan Week

The third week of January, where it is customary to post a picture/meme of Mr. Dugan everyday. This week is the inspiration for Shark Week.
Yo are you ready for midterms? Nah dude I’m freaking out . The only thing that’s going to get me through then are the posts for Dugan Week.
by PrettyLittleTylers January 24, 2019
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Safety Week

A period of time, usually a week, that is used when "taking a break" from ones relationship in order to hook up with some other partner. Used in conjunction with a semi-truth or lie about why said break is needed, the safety week adds a period of time to the "initial break" to serve the purpose of appearing like the break was actually needed, and not thought up for the pleasure of "cheating".
How are you and Sarah doing?

-Ok, i wanna hook up with my friend over summer vacation so I'm gonna tell Sarah I need a break and then get with that other chick.

Won't it seem suspicious that you want to get back with Sarah RIGHT after you get back from vacation? You should use a safety week or two.
by Bumble-Puppy June 22, 2011
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The White Man Did It In One Week

When a clapped ass white guy is dating the finest Asian woman alive.
"HOLY SHIT BRO YOU SEE KYLE'S GIRLFRIEND?"

"ONG BRO The White Man DID IT IN ONE WEEK"
by Bernardo is comp at soccer November 9, 2023
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3 weeks

A time when a boy doesn’t talk to you or “ghosts” you for 3 weeks.
“He’s pulling a 3 weeks, should we break up?”
by Sunflowers45 July 8, 2019
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