White Girl Wasted

When someone drinks so much coffee they can't function correctly or fully

"Lilly was so white girl wasted!"
"I know. She was stumbling the whole way back."

by LightPoleDildo August 23, 2020

Waste of Gas

Naval Flight Officer

If there wasn’t a backseat in this thing, I’d have another 4000lbs of gas. This NFO is such a waste of gas.

by CNATRA September 23, 2020

white bitch wasted

Blackout drunk; drunk to the point of motor function failure

Grant: bro, let’s go to that darty. I’m tryna get white bitch wasted
Noah: yeah bro, I got shots on deck

by Borgku October 17, 2020

Bathtub wasted

This is a state of inebriation when you get so drunk that you mistake a bathtub for a bed and fall asleep in a bathtub.

"She was so bathtub wasted she didn't realized she crawled into the bathtub to sleep instead of her bed."

by Mastro Lindo August 25, 2013

Welfare Wasted

1. To drink yourself into a state of financial disparity

Jimmy: That bum smells like straight liqueur
John: Yeah man, hes defiantly getting welfare wasted.

by Brandon john April 23, 2012

Oreo Wasted

the act of eating so many oreos that you feel intoxicated

dude, what were you doing last night?
man, i was oreo wasted

by VIXVIIIXCVI December 16, 2011

KD Wasted

Adj.
1.) White-boy wasted
2.) Affected by alcohol to the extent one cannot control his/her actions
3.) Absolutely plastered
4.) Inebriated beyond necessary

"I got KD Wasted last weekend, it was embarrassing"
"What did you do?"
"I confessed my love to her"

by drcrawdaddy December 16, 2011