wrong-way wang

A boner that goes completely up towards your belly button. Completely straight up, if you were to pee, you would get piss in your face. Usually occurs when one is really horny.

Dude i saw a picture of ur mom last night

And?

I got a wrong-way wang

Wow you are such an incestual freak.

by Harry Schroeder #6 September 4, 2007

America's Most Wanted Douche Bag

This is a rarer form of the more common douche bag. This subhuman species spends most of his time in the guise of a slacker. However, when provoked by moderate levels of conflict or confrontation he immediately enters a state of heightened douchiness. Unlike the more common douche bag, he completely overreacts in response to a situation and is blindly driven by his own social impotence. His unusually extreme reaction will often manifest as either violence or behavior similar to that of an individual with a severe mental illness, such as schizophrenia.

As a general warning:

In recent studies it has been shown than the onset of this condition tends to begin in males in their mid thirties. If you suspect that a male in your life has already begun this transformation, it is recommended that you distance yourself from him at once. Keep in mind that this level of douchiness increases tenfold every year that it remains untreated.

To America's Most Wanted Douche Bag:
You know who you are. It is never too late to ask for help. But do not ask the people you have wronged. They have put up with you long enough.

by Dedicated Behavioral Biologist June 24, 2010

rip van wankle

Masturbating on a sleeping ladies face without waking her up.

I gave Audrey a Rip van wankle and she liked it.

by captainawesomeP June 16, 2014

I want your belly

I want to have deep sex with you. Wanting to put your penis so far into your partners anus that their belly bulges. Wanting to give them a belly bulge.

I want your belly, I want to rail you so deep I can see the outline of my cock

by Feer Martsant November 18, 2019

Roller Coaster Wang Syndrome

That pleasant tingling feeling one gets in the groin area when going over a hill while driving or riding a roller coaster

Drive over that hill over there, I guarantee we would get nice cases of Roller Coaster Wang Syndrome.

by bliff July 21, 2011

wanking ears

'Wanking ears' is the expression for the vastly increased sensitivity of one's hearing while they are masturbating. This is a protection system so that no-one will walk in on you while masturbating, which could be an extremely embarrassing experience. Even the slightest footsteps out in the hallway will be picked up by your "wanking ears", and by the time this person comes into the room, should they decide to, you will have had time to close down the pornographic website/video you were watching, and zip up your jeans.

Similar to beer goggles, which is the effect of alcohol on sight, this is the effect of masturbation on auditory awareness.

<Pete> brb, wank
<Dave> isn't your mum in?
<Pete> it's ok, my wanking ears will protect me

by Strach May 16, 2006

wank holiday

A self-imposed period of refraining from masturbation , usually brought on by a combination of guilt and self loathing, and/or wrist cramps, or unexpectedly finding yourself with a girlfriend.

A wank holiday usually only lasts a day at most.

Mike's wrists were starting to ache again, so he decided to go on a wank holiday.

by Ben Dover Of The Yard May 20, 2006