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A boner that goes completely up towards your belly button. Completely straight up, if you were to pee, you would get piss in your face. Usually occurs when one is really horny.
Dude i saw a picture of ur mom last night

And?

I got a wrong-way wang

Wow you are such an incestual freak.
by Harry Schroeder #6 August 27, 2007
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When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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