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vag

slang for a bag; specifically a backpack
Devon brought his humongous vag with him everywhere he went.
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Vag Samosa

Like an Alabama Hot Pocket but done by indian (desi) people
bhai I gave bhabhi a crazy vag samosa last night, it was crazy
by char_char_finks June 18, 2021
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Vag Wag

The vag wag is performed when you need to dry off your vagina but don't have any toilet paper or papertowels. It is performed by sqauting over a toilet and vigrously wagging your vaginal lips to dry them.
Man, briana ran out of toilet paper and had to do a vag wag.
by Dickie88 July 22, 2025
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Khamzat Vag

A vagina with one lip tighter than the other, resembling scar tissue from multiple cleft pallet surgeries.
Becky whistled when she ran as result of her khamzat vag.
by SquishyNipple August 26, 2025
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loose vag

by mrs tosser November 16, 2025
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kamikaze vag

kamikaze vag ~ n. simple ~ when you are a clog wearing dutch kamikaze vag either as a person or with one
Laurunk MonkeyHePissed
The alien self proclaimed angel was actually a kamikaze vag who ruined two souls for the price of her 4^17^191 lifetimes minimum in Nash with SawYewem. She could not control her n****r pizza addiction.
by sinrlifemattrs November 19, 2025
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Vag

A higher, more respectful, and more dominant way of addressing a more mature and superior woman of larger power by replacing the title “Miss”, in front of her name, with the slang word for female genitalia, recognizing it’s strength and importance to society!
Hey Vag.Jones, can you pass the butter?
Hey Vag.Owens, I’m really proud of the talented and beautiful young woman you have become!
by Magic-hero95 August 5, 2024
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