A Twink Is; An attractive, boyish-looking, young gay man. The stereotypical twink is 18-22, slender with little or no body hair, often blonde, dresses in club wear even at 10:00 AM, and is not particularly intelligent. A twink is the gay answer to the blonde bimbo cheerleader.
An Uber Twink is; all of the qualities above but with a few additions. these boys cannot defend themselves against men that want their own way, they have no upper body strength and weigh 120-125 lbs. Uber Twinks are often but not limited to the nerdy fandom which includes Doctor Who, Back To The Future, Star Wars ect. An Uber Twink rarely goes outside leaving their skin bleach white, often driving a Nissan Pulsar wherever they go.
These Uber Twinks will never say no to sex, male or female but have a particular taste for bears. These boys tend to be more on the homosexual side but will take sex from a female if the chance is given.
An Uber Twink is; all of the qualities above but with a few additions. these boys cannot defend themselves against men that want their own way, they have no upper body strength and weigh 120-125 lbs. Uber Twinks are often but not limited to the nerdy fandom which includes Doctor Who, Back To The Future, Star Wars ect. An Uber Twink rarely goes outside leaving their skin bleach white, often driving a Nissan Pulsar wherever they go.
These Uber Twinks will never say no to sex, male or female but have a particular taste for bears. These boys tend to be more on the homosexual side but will take sex from a female if the chance is given.
"Wow have you seen that Josh kid? He's such an Uber Twink."
"There goes Josh in his Nissan Pulsar, what an Uber Twink."
"There goes Josh in his Nissan Pulsar, what an Uber Twink."
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The other day Michael ubered for almost 3 hours after someone told a client of his that he wastes too much time talking about "rico" and Deedle's ex-girlfriend's bucket of AIDS on the internet.
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