A type of man who is too lazy to work to support his dope habit so he acts like a Uber cab . He gives rides to random dumb dope whores so he can ride around getting high with these females in hopes of getting laid. He's a type of bum who would rather live this way than to ever grow up enough to support his own dope habit
"Allen just kicked Lydia out again " "Yea. I heard she stole all his shit then called her uber-goob to come pick her up."
by MiaNotell November 5, 2020

Unwarranted criticism from your Uber driver about where you waited to be picked up, your luggage size, your desire for air conditioning or how loudly you slammed the door.
When a got in the car the driver gave me a bunch of Uber sass because he had to cross the street to pick me up.
by Ruthozark September 28, 2017

On the Uber driver App, one can spread their "legs" for every option. I can do Uber Pet, Uber Connect, Uber Eats, Uber X Uber XL and in being a Uber driver whore, I can select the "Automatically select" option in the app to continuously be doing a task, never stopping to eat or pee.
Hey man, I've decided to be and Uber driver whore today, I'm not turning down any opportunity to make money and I wanna run all types of trips.
by Twitterisntasfun May 26, 2022

the ultimate human being who has shit for brains
by fiozxdde99 April 12, 2012

When someone suddenly displays their uber score to someone, thinking their score is higher, and discovers their score is lower.
He took out his phone at the steakhouse, shoved it in his dinner partner’s face, and said “my uber rating is higher than yours”; oops, that was an uber fail, as his rating, 4.97, was lower than his dinner partner’s rating, 4.98.
by RubyD August 25, 2025

Uber Eats is a service similar to Deliveroo, Stuart, DoorDash, and Grubhub. Its basically where you order food from an app, and get it delivered to you. It can also be used as a job, because just about anyone can start driving dor Uber Eats.
Some dude: "Hey, what are you doing for a living?"
That dudes friend: "Oh me? I do Uber Eats for my income."
That dudes friend: "Oh me? I do Uber Eats for my income."
by wilnym February 11, 2022

Unwarranted criticism from your Uber driver about where you waited to be picked up, your luggage size, your desire for air conditioning or how loudly you slammed the door.
When I got in the car the driver gave me a bunch of Uber sass because he had to cross the street to pick me up.
by Ruthozark September 28, 2017
