the q-tip trick

The q-tip trick is when you repeatedly insert and take out a q-tip out of a woman's vagina until blood comes out. This is one of the most effective ways to achieve a female orgasm.

Nima used the q-tip trick on his girlfriend the other night. She's traumatized.

by qtiplover1000 June 16, 2021

Jedi mind trick

Use verbal instructions to prevent somebody from noticing very obvious facts.

"There are WMDs in Iraq",

by j/k January 19, 2004

Tire Tracks

When the human waste comes out too soon and leaves a brown "track-like" looking shitstain on the inside of your momma's panties. It can also be found on the inside of a toilet bowl when your bastard, son-of-a-bitch brother drops the bomb.

Son: Daddy what are the brown marks on mommy's underwear?
Dad: Wow your a dumbfuck, those are your mother's shitstain tire tracks.

by Robby H. October 21, 2004

trackmaster

A High School Junior WHO IS DA SHIT AT TRACK WHO GETS ALL THE FLY BITCHES IN LONGMONT ESE!

Trackmaster Stole All My Hoochies!

by Longmont Gangsta July 12, 2003

mark ass trick

a bitch who things its alright to mess with one of your friends and lie about it

yo shoundra told me my girl slept with my hommie . i fucken called her up and said bitch you aint nothing but a mark ass trick ajtd

by zacarr July 10, 2012

track meat

n. The damaged flesh where a long-time heroin addict has inserted too many needles.

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1) Check out the track meat on that banger. Looks like a machete wound that's been shark-bit.

2) Hey mom! Today teacher tell me, "Best track meat ever!" Now who's the bolt?

You the bolt.

Straight up I'm the bolt!

by gnostic1 August 5, 2012

miami trick daddy

a blunt that is laced with crumbles of crack

them roosters are blitzed on miami trick daddys

by dub solja October 17, 2003