tkeati

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tkeati

A worthless and useless ignorant shitstain, he has no meaning on this planet other than to annoy others and feed off of dead orphans... he has an unusually tiny penis and enjoys bigger penis, often through anal and oral intercourse. Also enjoys raping dead cats and smoking methamphetamine with his sexually confused and mentally challenged broster (brother and sister mix, often has a "paginis") tkeati's are often attracted to lamp posts and cat scratching posts. Also is the main actor in the web series, "Meat Spin"

In conclusion, tkeatis should be avoided at all costs, unless you want your lamp posts molested and your massive cum dripping cock sucked by a fat tranny with a napoleon dick.

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Ruler of "Tkeatika" a mythical land of flying penis's and lamp posts, for infinite rapes, tkeatika = very goodest country NA

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OMG Becky look at that butt, oh wait gross its a tkeati *insert vomit*

tkeati by trex420 July 5, 2014

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Hitler: OMG LOOK IT IS TKEATI

Doge: Wow, much gross, very tkeati

tkeati by trex420 July 14, 2014

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teratoma

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oboe threat

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Idiot: *step step* *CRACK!!*
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Idiot: Jeez calm down, can't you just get another one?
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Street Theatre

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BOB: Just the usual "Street Theatre" we're used to around here - whatever you do, don't make eye contact with them....

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The Drum Treatment

A man is said to give a woman the 'Drum Treatment' when he finally gets his much desired chance to provide her with sexual pleasure. Derived from the popular Scottish simile "I'd like to beat her like a drum".

"God, Nina turns me on so much. Her legs are so perfect. I'd love to give her the Drum Treatment."

"Yeah, that's right. Whilst you bitches were at Hannah's house watching South Park, I was getting the Drum Treatment from Alex"

The Drum Treatment by Steam Machine February 9, 2008

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The Henry Treatment

It is a term used to describe when an individual has been friendzoned by all of the potential mates that he/she has chased.

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"No, what happened?"

"It went really bad, I heard he got The Henry Treatment."

The Henry Treatment by xxxx1xxxxxxx May 27, 2020

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