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useless tool

Don't be such a useless tool mate, it isn't hard to work out which shoe goes on which foot
by mitch00uk April 8, 2015
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Rusty Tool

A rusty tool is a person of the tool variety that has obviously been a tool for a very long time. This is different than a tool that is very new to the tool genre of faggotry. A rusty tool has been a total douchebag for years, and is on the fast track to nowhere. Well, nowhere except for even more tool-like qualities. They don't age gracefully, kids. Don't try to be a tool for fun, not even for halloween.
Guy #1: Dude that guy is such a faggotron.
Guy#2: Nah, dude, he's a tool, he's wearing Ed Hardy.
Guy #1: Psh, dude, he's a fucking rusty tool. Look how much hair gel build-up he's got going on. Only a tool of great age could have that much funk.

Also, a good example of a rusty tool is any guy off of the popular MTV show, Jersey Shore.
by I_Hate_Tools September 26, 2010
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a garden tool

A Hoe , A Bitch who is messing with other people men when she got her own
she Keeps messing with my man when she has her own, she’s such a garden tool.
by The defines March 11, 2018
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birthday tool

A person who feels the need to make sure absolutely everyone knows it's THEIR birthday. These people will constantly remind everyone they make eye contact with, and count down through their facebook statuses several days in advance. Even though everyone has a birthday, they feel that theirs is somehow equivalent to a national holiday.

Birthday tools can easily be spotted by dramatic ensembles, including fluffy tiaras, an excessive amount of balloons, cakes, etc.
Birthday tool: ZOMG MY BIRTHDAY IS IN 6 DAYS!!!!1!!!1!
Normal Person: ...Cool.

on actual date of birthday:
Birthday tool: GUESS WHAT YOU GUYS?! TODAY'S MY BIRTHDAY!!!!!
Normal person: Too bad you announced that 8 times already.
by i.have.no.name. November 4, 2009
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fucking tool

1. Someone who tries too hard, a poser.

2. Someone who can't think for themselves.

3. A person, typically male, who says or does things that cause you to give them a 'what-are-you-even-doing- here' look. The 'what-are-you-even-doing- here' look is classified by a glare in the tool's direction and is usually accompanied by muttering of how big of a tool they are. The tool is usually someone who is unwelcome but no one has the balls to tell them to get lost. The tool is alwasys making comments that are out-of-place, out-of-line or just plain stupid. The tool is always trying too hard to fit in, and because of this, never will. However, the tool may be useful because you can use them for things; money, rides, ect.

4. Anyone who speaks in a purposely deeper voice than usual to emphasize any point.

5. Matt of Lacombe, Ab.
Matt is such a fucking tool, he tries way too hard to fit in, and always says really stupid shit in that retarded deep voice.
by H. Jazz May 19, 2008
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Army tool

ARMY TOOLS 101:
This label should apply to those who become institutionalized by the military. The long-term, or 'career' soldiers are generally those who have no direction in life and would otherwise FAIL in the REAL WORLD, so they join the military for a steady paycheck and/or structure/guidance in their lives, which the military provides through various courses, manuals, and mundane speeches, WHICH said ARMY TOOLS memorize bits and pieces of, for their own future speeches and spot corrections. Once these soldiers become NCO's, they generally do not have a clear understanding of their responsibilities nor how to act like DECENT human beings, so they revert to exerting their newly acquired power by less than decent means.

These soldiers can be found in administrative type jobs, where petty office politics prevail. The TOOL can be found driving his vehicle around post in search of lesser-ranking soldiers that they can 'correct' in proper wear of uniform, thus making the TOOL feel like he is "meeting the needs of the army and national defense". Another way to spot an ARMY TOOL is to listen for those who complain by 'legitimizing' their particular gripe by comparing it to an army regulation INFRACTION.
by terminalsoup January 8, 2010
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tat tool

A person who gets large, colorful tattoos simply because it it is the current fad. A tat tool has no appreciation for the art or history of tattoos.
Hey, look at this badass coy fish surrounded by roses and skulls and dragons and naked bitches I got on my chest!

You are such a tat tool.
by groundcontrol67 August 31, 2007
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