Megan Ewing

Something that tends to be rude and for some reason get's an urge to become nude. Is lactose intolerant but that doesn't stop them from having dairy. Usually has an awful smell coming from them that is unbearable. On occasion's may poop their pant's in public, and should probably wear a diaper anywhere it goes. Tend's to be touchy of others, and doesn't understand personal space. Sometimes screams unexpectedly, and make disgusting noises with it's mouth. On the bright side they are fun to be around on the good days.

Uh oh! Megan Ewing pooped it's pants again. Typical.

by coolcat25252525252 November 16, 2018

Megan-logically challenged

Megan-logically challenged: n. A statement or opinion uttered by Megan, characterised by a high degree of inaccuracy and a tendency to defy logic and common sense. Often accompanied by a look of unwavering confidence, despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary.

Trying to explain basic valorant techniques to Megan can be a frustrating experience, given her Megan-logically challenged approach to the subject.

by Dupe-seption December 26, 2024

Megan Fogg

A young confident women, who gives no fucks about what people have to say. She refuses to take jackets from anyone that not her manz, concurrently, she has eyes that spark up the solar system. She has a nice fat ass that everyone stares at, she works for this and doesn't deny it. This girl is the baddest of them all, shes so sweet and loving she wouldn't hurt a fly. Additionally, she is very athletic she makes guys seem like total pussies! She is the most perfect human being their can possibly be she is amazing. Her tenderness and sensitive inner self, seem to be an issue to her, but once she over comes it shes unstoppable .

Mark: Dude Megan Fogg has a big o'l booty!
Dave: Man! I know I want to tap that.
Mark: In you're dreams man she dating todd *eye roll*
Dave.: *sigh*

by Inner Self December 4, 2017

Harry & Megan Syndrome

When one goes to extraordinary lengths to draw attention to oneself to claim to be a victim.

"i can't believe he is acting that way. He must be suffering Harry & Megan Syndrome

by anonymous May 19, 2023

Megan

The most beautiful girl you'll meet. Can light up a whole city with her eyes. Funny and mean. Smart and cute. Sweet and absolutely perfect.

Megan is the most beautiful girl I've met.

by Darby~ March 9, 2020

Megan

This girl is like any sluy you have seen in any high school movie, she is a hoe. She loved black dick but will take mexican sometimes, she claims she changes but still acts like a hoe in socail media she is a little bitch that cannot fight. Ask any guy at your school about her and they will say "oh yea shes been fucked"

That girl suck so much cock, she is a megan.

by Jacobboii999 June 27, 2017

Megan

The Sister of Drake and Josh

Could also be a religious, y’all girl who has blond hair and loves hearing Christian music and watching Christian comedy movies

Megan: Do it you boob!
Drake: *Squints eyes* MEGAN!!!

by A_Bean420 February 16, 2020