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gooning

Huff poppers and peepee is touch but no make cummies
Many lesbians think that the comedic duo Trixie and Katya practices gooning and baiting behind closed doors.
by nicwil3799 April 10, 2023
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Goon Bubbler

A Goon Bubbler can refer to any person who "goon bubbles", the act of "goon bubbling" is being so aroused in any scenario where bubbles start popping out of your dick.

Most cases happen with people who haven't ever had any sexual or even romantic relationships. With a typical case the "goon bubble" session can last anywhere from 5 to 20 minutes. With a continuous stream of bubbles erupting quite quickly from a penis.

A subject feels very aroused when this activity occurs. It is quite rare and very taboo to mention aloud. If people find out you are a goon bubbler they will most likely bully you for having a bitchless alpha mindset.

If I find out you're a goon bubbler I will have to sacrifice you to an altar, of any kind shape or form.
Person 1: "Eww look at that guy. I heard his name is Nathan... my friend told me that Nathan is a GOON BUBBLER"

Person 2: "Aw dude I feel bad for Nathan, poor guy probably cant handle the addiction. Or maybe he likes it?.."
by CyberPanda1670 May 16, 2025
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C Cleaner goon

A goon that cleans toilet pans for a living
c cleaner goon is scrubbing the toilet cleaner again
by Carlos de la Cerda April 16, 2024
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Ghost of the Goon

Any black Dodge Challenger that reminisces Nautica Malone and the events of the Goonicide
by escalivasen March 24, 2025
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gooning

what im doing right now
im straight jorking my shit. and by shit? yeah. i mean my peanits. im gooning right now
by tim trinity May 22, 2024
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goon

Person 1: Hi
Person 2: Look its the goon
Person 3: Hi goon
Person 1: I am bringing my nerf gun next time (joke)
by paradenical February 21, 2020
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Canadian flicker gooning

Canadian flicker gooning is a technique in which lumberjacks pour maple syrup on their dih and while straight up jorking it they use the tip of their axes so flick it. the technique is so effective that a boy named johnny Appleseed accidentally impregnated 20,000 people (including men) while using it
by garythegreat322342331 June 23, 2025
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