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indian time

indian time means you leave/arrive "whenever the spirit moves you"
Frank: "Hey, when do you wanna get goin?"
Bourt: "Indian time."
or....
"I'm on indian time."
by Frank the Tank October 2, 2004
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long time, no siege

What a victim of playing too much age of empires 2 says when he sees someone he hasn't seen for a while.

A statement used in Age of Empires 2 when you want your opponent to attack and he/she/it is stalling... -_-"
by Jonathan Maas October 28, 2005
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Time to get a watch

What you say when someone asks you what time it is, usually to annoy them.
Bill: Yo what time is it?
Me: Its Time to get a watch.
Bill:...What the hells a watch?
Me: I DONT KNOW! :(
by LuckySandvich June 7, 2016
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tied up blowjob

When a girl gives you a blowjob while you’re tied up.

She led me to her bedroom and told me to strip down to my briefs. After I did so, she opened her drawer and pulled out a silk, red scarf. She walked behind me and told me to put my hands behind my back. She then tied my wrists together, leaving my arms immobilized.

She walked in front of me, slid her hands along my abs, and leaned in to kiss me. We made out with each other ferociously. I wanted to wrap my arms around her, but unfortunately her scarf knot prevented me from doing so.

She pulled away from me and hooked the inside of my briefs with her fingers, pulling them down to my ankles and causing my fully erect cock to spring out. She got on her knees and took my throbbing erection into her mouth.

I moaned from the pleasure as she ran one hand along my inner thigh while using her other hand to grab the base of my shaft and hold my cock in place as she slid her mouth forward and back alongside it. I could feel her swirling her tongue alongside it, too. I wasn’t going to last much longer. I could feel the pressure of an orgasm building, ready to rush and burst though my balls and cock. My tied-up hands were twitching and shaking behind my back as I only wished I could move them.
She then used one hand to fondle and lightly squeeze my balls while still blowing me. Right before I was about to cum, she took my cock out of her mouth, continued stroking it at full speed, and pointed it towards her face as she looked up at me, smiling.

My jaw dropped. She had sent me over the edge. I felt tons of pressure building up inside of my balls and cock, it felt like they were going to explode. I cried out in pleasure as a huge shot of semen exploded out of my cock and sprayed all over her beautiful, smiling face. She continued pumping me at full speed for another 30 seconds as I unloaded countless shots of cum onto her face.

Finally, the orgasm subsided. I collapsed onto my knees as she had left me too weak from the pleasure to stand up anymore. She stood up and looked down at me, still smiling and still with my cum trickling down her beautiful face. She was obviously pleased with the results of the tied up blowjob, and so was I.

“You’ve made a huge mess,” she said. “I’m going to take a shower, now. I hope you can figure out a way to untie yourself.” And just like that, she walked out the bedroom door and left me there.
by GirlsTyingUpGuys November 4, 2022
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Its Time To Set The Sky Ablaze

Verb: to catch fire to the sky, a symbolic reference to obnoxious musical overtones.
Higgins thinks Its Time To Set The Sky Ablaze, are you ready?
by Psyduck October 28, 2008
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Vader time

1) Saying by professional wrestler Big Van Vader when he is about to finish off a hapless foe.

2) Two words that signal an asskicking about to take place.
Five seconds after my opponent said "It's vader time" I was knocked senseless on my ass.
by Who's the man? January 17, 2009
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Friction Time

Having sexual activities such as; sex, anal, hook-ups
They had Friction Time last night

Will you have friction time with me after prom?
by muzliv April 2, 2009
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