Michelle Williams

The mother of Heath Ledger's love-child, Matilda. Talented actress, and a MILF.
Michelle Williams is one hot mamma.
by infuego11 March 24, 2006
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Doug Williams

1. Hall of fame NFL Quaterback.
2. Ubiquitous black male from the hood.
3. A scary mother fucker running the block who you don't fuck with.
4. Anyone with this name from Washinton D.C. which means they will fuck you up and not give a shit.
5. Some straight Killah's from D.C.
"Ah shit Tyrone, where your Tim's at?"

"Damn that mother fucker Doug Williams took em."

by Doug Williams from D.C. March 23, 2006
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William Hung

Hey, if William Hung can get a record deal...then anyone can! this proves that um hello record companies are dumb as crap for giving this guy a record deal..but then again hilary duff got a record deal 2..hum.. ya know my next thing i'm gonna do is..i'm gonna try out fo american idol sing worth crap and maybe wohoo i can get a record deal and get rich! although i dought that he sold many alright! weird..srry dis is off topic but y did hilary duff sell 3 million copies?! crazy as crap i say...........
"i'll buy barneys greatest hits before i buy this guys!!"
by urbanslushie July 27, 2004
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Pharrrell Williams

1. Member of the band N.E.R.D.

2. A replacement term for For Real

3. An answer to any given question
1. "I am a fan of Pharrell Williams"

2. Tommy: This weed is the shit
Timmy: Pharrell Williams

3. Mrs K: Nice weather isn't it?
Timmy: Pharrell Williams
or
Mum: What would you like for dinner?
Timmy: Pharrell Williams
by Mmm... Source *drewls* February 02, 2005
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William Wallace

The real one: Wears A Kilt. Rolls in the mud with said kilt on. Has a two-handed Claymore sword. Chops off people's legs with said sword. Fought against the warriors of Edward The Longshanks.

The faerytale William Wallace: fights Longshanks to the death, Longshank's blood dripping down Wallace's face while he does a sword dance around his bloody claymore. He then slits open Longshank's wife's chest and removes her guts.
1. William Wallace was the bravest Scotsman to ever exist.

2. William Wallace was the goriest Scotsman to not exist.
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The William Tell

A sexual act in which a man starts playing the final part of the William Tell Overture and must have sex with his woman to the beat of the song. If he can go the entire time before he ejaculates then he wins.

A variant of the William Tell is the man plays the final and he must catch his girl and screw her before the song is over.
A: Guy 1: I did the William Tell with my wife the other night.

Guy2: Did you win?

Guy 1: Nah, I blew my wad with about 10 seconds left.

B: I put on the finale of the William Tell overture. My wife knew what was coming and she tried to run away. I caught her and fucked her before the song was over though so I won.
by BananaCabbage August 27, 2012
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William Taft

A drink consisting of:

- 1/4 water
- 1/4 vodka
- 1/4 whiskey
- 1/4 light beer (for body -- bud light preferred)
- splash of gin
- one ice cube
Snowflake asked for a William Taft, and I made him a fucking William Taft.
by Chris Elsasser January 01, 2012
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