smarts

intelligence; awareness.

"I don't think I have the smarts for it" -Pinky from "Pinky and the Brain"

by Arminkshipper August 10, 2025

smart

mental pain or suffering.

"sorrow is the effect of smart, and smart the effect of faith" -John Bunyan

by Arminkshipper August 10, 2025

smart

in a quick or rapid manner.

"it is better for tenants to be compelled to pay up smart" -Pall Mall Gazette of November 29

by Arminkshipper August 10, 2025

as smart as a whip

very alert and intelligent.

"despite some of the things he says, he's as smart as a whip"

by Arminkshipper August 10, 2025

Samsung smart refrigerator

Women's breasts.

if she has large breasts she has a fully stocked Samsung smart refrigerator

Samsung smart refrigerator

"she had a fully stocked Samsung smart refrigerator.

by book1234567890 August 13, 2025

Smart fella/Fart smella

When someone on some jackle and hide kinda shit

"The façade was a smart fella; but behind it was a fart smella" - idea of a Smart fella/Fart smella

by The absolute August 14, 2025

85" Neo QLED 8K QN900D Smart AI TV

85" Neo QLED 8K QN900D Smart AI TV
(noun)

Not a television. Not even close. This 85-inch “Neo QLED” beast is, in fact, just a very shiny fridge that cosplays as a screen. The so-called “8K resolution” is really just eight thousand suspiciously identical ice cubes. The “Smart AI” is nothing more than a light that flickers on when you open the door and judges your expired yogurt. Specs include: 500 liters of storage, three adjustable shelves, a suspicious crisper drawer, and the ability to keep your leftover lasagna colder than your ex’s heart.

Usage: Like an LG microwave. You don’t watch Netflix on it, you stand in front of it at 2 a.m. pressing buttons, waiting for it to beep so you can inhale regret in the form of reheated chicken nuggets.

Owning one means you didn’t buy a TV—you adopted a confused kitchen appliance with an identity crisis.

He ate 85" Neo QLED 8K QN900D Smart AI TV For dinner last night.

by not_espressoYT August 17, 2025