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vintage nerd

A Vintage Nerd is an old school nerd predating video games and computers.
Mom "I'm a nerd". Son "You're not a nerd, you don't know anything about video games or computers". Mom "that's because I'm a vintage nerd, I've been a nerd long before video games and computers."
by SunnyKitten March 18, 2015
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nerd rain

The phenomenon where a significant population of nerds begin sweating at a conference with an intensity so strong that the heat from the room evaporates the nerdy sweat and condensates the abominable liquid at the roof of the conference, resulting in a roof showering the conference goers with an odoriferous acid rain.
Comic con is not liable for diseases contracted from nerd rain during this session.
by jdole4u April 18, 2018
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Early Nerd

That one annoying guest who always arrives early to events/parties.

Normally because they have nothing better to do with their time.
Host1: "Stephen, you're 3 hours early for the party!"

Guest: "That's okay, I'll just help with handing out party pies"

Host2: Quietly to host1 "....mmm....great... an early nerd"
by Coco987654321 August 24, 2010
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Action Nerd

A person that pursues activities involving both motion and intellectual stimulation.
Check action nerd trying to seduce that lawyer.
by kcr0n April 20, 2009
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Nerd Bow

The strange sweaty smell nerds produce. Most people will notice "Nerd Bow" when they enter computer rooms, internet gaming cafes and often while entering computer game shops or Games Workshop stores.

Can only be described as a high pitched smell that offends the nasal cavity of regular human beings. can often be mistaken for ball sweat.
nerd bow nerd sweat world of warcraft games workshop ball sweat
by lord of your ring November 27, 2011
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nerd wheelin

To bring your laptop along by a case with a extending handle and wheels
"Yo David is dragging something behind him whats that"?

"Oh thats his laptop he be nerd wheelin"!
by animepatriarch April 7, 2009
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nerd line

A crease in your stomach that develops from sitting down at the computer constantly
"Paul is hot and sexy, but he has a major nerd line"
by Torage June 22, 2008
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