Food Farming

Food Farming is the act of eating food in a way that shows signs of OCD. The perpetrator will carefully farm “perfect” bites of food while simultaneously evening out the rest of their plate. Food Farmers often smooth out their food or make small rows on their plate.

“Luke.... you’re Food Farming again. Eat like a normal person”

by Aew December 16, 2019

deposit farming

When a landlord takes money from tenant’s deposits every time they let it out, but never use the money to actually fix or replace the thing it’s for. Often the damage being charged for is more like fair wear and tear, or was a problem before the tenants even moved in.

My landlord took our deposit to replace the carpet that was stained when we arrived. I know the next tenants and when I went to visit them, the stain was still there. Seems like they were just deposit farming.

by ‘Ol snakeeyes December 26, 2019

bloxy farms

The game where Cayleigh kills her dog accident and didnt know how to feed him, then called a goddess.

"what sentence about about bloxy farms?" - Cayleigh 12/26/19

by iitsmaddy9 December 26, 2019

Fat farm

A place to go, where you lose all you're fat, and regain you're physical and mental health.

Drew's returned from the fat farm. He's a new man.

by Iam not Elmer Fudd December 29, 2019

inoccent farm man

that’s what i am. it’s what we all should be.

inoccent farm man. yes. yes. mmm.

by headless hotdog December 31, 2019

halo farm chocolate milk

Chocolate milk with the consistency and taste of mud water.

Person 1: Man, Jacob drinks copious amounts of mud water
Person 2: No that's halo farm chocolate milk
Person 1: They mean the same thing
Person 2: You right

by Failedwhisper June 20, 2019

Foster Farm

A place where foster children are used only for that sweet sweet government money

“Why’d you move here?”

“Im in that foster farm on 3rd”

by JankyBoi September 16, 2019