by Musty Dusty May 5, 2009

While making love to his wife on their 30 anniversary, Brian thoughtfully surprised his wife by placing his dick in the dirt.
by Shawn Charleton May 24, 2013

A guy who is "wack", lame, trips over himself, smells like poop, has terrible style and no chance of getting a girl. Can also be referred to as a "Joe" or simple a "Dirt.
by APU JOE April 20, 2009

1. To be dead, alt. Taking a dirt nap
2. The act of taking a dump in someones bed while they are sleeping
"Dude, I just gave tom a dirt nap, he's gonna be so pissed when he wakes up covered in dookie"
2. The act of taking a dump in someones bed while they are sleeping
"Dude, I just gave tom a dirt nap, he's gonna be so pissed when he wakes up covered in dookie"
1. "He got shot last week, he's taking a dirt nap"
2. "Dude, I just gave Tom a dirt nap, he's gonna be so pissed when he wakes up covered in dookie"
2. "Dude, I just gave Tom a dirt nap, he's gonna be so pissed when he wakes up covered in dookie"
by BigMan215 January 18, 2012

A derogatory name for anyone that believes in the myth of Creationism in which Adam was created from dust of the Earth, therefore leading to the rest of humanity.
by Crichton1982 September 24, 2011

A cat's anus. Can also be used for a human's anus. So called because the poo crusted anus of a cat looks like a dirty flower.
by ZZZIIIPPPYYY May 13, 2005
