When one bro mourns the loss of another bro, or a bro related item. The loss can come from a bro putting a hoe first or dropping a beer.
When Jack dropped his natty ice he cried bro-tears.
When Steve met his new girl he dropped of the radar, we all cried bro-tears
When Steve met his new girl he dropped of the radar, we all cried bro-tears
by Khaki Dan February 23, 2018
Get the bro-tearsmug. When you are sleeping with someone and you roll over moving the blankets and get a waft of a fart that immediately causes tears to come to your face
I was soundly sleeping last night and when I pulled the blankets up over my shoulders I found myself blanket tearing.
by 5UBM15510N March 15, 2024
Get the Blanket tearingmug. A single droplet that is emitted from the end of the penis during an extreme reaction, such as laughter or fear.
by mark6321 August 17, 2023
Get the Doodle Tearmug. When you go to wipe and after you let go your butthole pinches the toilet paper and dips into the water. Only to leave a tail splashing poop water all around your bathroom.
True story
True story
I spun around and felt a cold smack on my buttcheek. I looked down in horror as i saw a trail of poop water thanks to my tail of tears.
by Dionysusaur June 22, 2021
Get the Tail of Tearsmug. When someone cries but doesn’t have the intention behind it to be considered normal ,manipulative crying ,crying with the intent of deceiving .
by Sav TheSavatar August 5, 2024
Get the Dragon Tearsmug. by Knowoneism September 26, 2022
Get the goth tearsmug. A type of person that acts smug/superior/condescending than others for caring about the "bigger thing". Tend to look down on others for mourning a tragedy/event on a "smaller" scale.
A: "Why are they mourning over a Squirrel or Liam Payne. There are thousands of starving Palestinians right now."
B: "Wow, what a fucking tear hogger."
B: "Wow, what a fucking tear hogger."
by mudskipper1977 April 8, 2025
Get the Tear Hoggermug.