half-tard

Somebody half as smart as a retard

What are you some kind of half-tard??

by BlockX October 8, 2004

Hat-'tard

noun
Blending the noun 'hat' with the slang noun contraction of 'retard'. 1. A person who wears a baseball cap with the bill turned sideways, backward or otherwise in the wrong place for ridiculous, transitory social status rather than practicality. 2. A wanna-be gang member or rapper. See also wigger, See also eminem

Eric thinks he's a bad-ass Crip gangbanger because he wars his Cubs cap turned left. Don't tell him but he's really just a stupid wanna-be hat-'tard.

by dan January 11, 2004

E-tard

One who is still caught in the clutches of a constant state of MDMA use whenever they attend any type of nite club, dance or electronic event. Can be spotted easliy huddled in corners with others, grinding teeth, giving all their cash to the bartender, talking not just to much, but saying to much and spreading false love to people they hardly know. Plural = E-Tards

The Nick Warren show would have been great if the E-Tards had not had it on lock down the whole nite.

by electro soundwave October 21, 2003

e-tard

A kid, or an adult, normally over 13 that goes to raves and takes the drug ecstacy every single time. You can normally find them drooling over light shows and smelling Vick's vapor rub.

Boy: That girl is such an e-tard.

by c3m3t3ry April 14, 2006

e-tard

A person who believes they are proficient in the use of technology and the internet, but in reality know only enough to present a danger to themselves and to others.

He said he knew how to program CGI. "Isn't that just like HTML but with more graphics?" What an e-tard!

by Melaketh October 7, 2003

s-tard

Similar to using retard but harsher. Just like r-tard, but 's' is further down the alphabet so it is crueler. Usually used as an insult.

Jenny: Did you watch Tweenies last night?
Mark: No I didn't you complete s-tard.

by Jessica Winkworth September 21, 2007

lard tard

Someone who is extremely slow at doing something, as if s/he has consumed a morbid amount of lard.

Boss: Why have you not moved this box of feathers?
Piggy Girl: Sorry boss, but there are simply too many and they are too heavy.
Boss: Wtf, they don't even weigh a thing. You are such a lard tard.

by leChef July 3, 2010