Tide Talking

When a child is crying uncontrollably and you attempt to talk like an auctioneer to a third person within the painfully short, quiet, rhythmic, predictable breath(or reloading) periods of the aforementioned child's bawling.

Dean would not stop crying, so we tried tide talking for 5 minutes straight to spite him.

by Ace B March 2, 2011

Talking Pineapple

A girl who has a large "poof" in their hair, and it makes their head look like a pineapple. For example: Snooki

Snooki: You fuckin jerk off!
Vinny: At least I'm not a talking pineapple!

by SnookiSucks March 3, 2011

Talk forum

A person who will use acronyms and language generally found in forum posts.

Did you see that car, FTL! That was such an epic fail! Dude, don't talk forum to me.

by eastondle January 25, 2010

fatty talk

when you start describing food and what you want to do to it the moment you put your hands on it

fatty
fatty talk
Example #1 "dude im so hungry i can't wait to eat lunch. im going to order a double patty, with large fries and skip the drink, but add onion rings. oh and add bacon and get ..."

Example #2 "OMG kenny you know what would be so good right now? If we go get some mexican food! like a burrito and a side order of fries .... "

by JayJackJackie March 11, 2013

Sperm Talk

Synonymous with real shit, type shit, type stuff, Ect.

Lynzie: “This shits kinda hittin”
Will: “Sperm talk”

by Beezel April 2, 2023

taxi talk

saying shit about people.
Like when your drunk in the back of a taxi and you talk aload of rubbish.

hes doing the taxi talk again

by millie_1 January 14, 2008

Gravy talking

The act of mumbling and slurring words simultaneously while speaking, resulting in a non-understandable statement.

Jamie: Hey, how's it going?
Hannah: Pretty good, actually; I just got a dubahbgdaboh...
Jamie: I'm sorry, what? You were gravy talking big time just then.

by TheCloudsofGray January 20, 2011