Talentless

Someone who possesses no talent whatsoever.

Examples: Billie Eilish, Charli D'Amelio, 6ix9ine.

Mary: Hey Johnathan, do you like Billie Eilish?

Johnathan: Hell no! She’s talentless!

by furri.boi June 2, 2020

table

thing that breaks verry easily if you stack bricks on top of it

kid stacks bricks on top of a table. table breaks. kid:"oh no...our table...it's broken

by hugo (the one with the big dic January 19, 2022

Asian Table

A group of extremely awesome losers that always hang out together. They are also really awkard and do random "asian" things such as plot murder and make hit lists.

Person A: aagghhhh! i asked to be in Asian Table, but im not "asian" enough.
Person B: they are so racist!! D:

by ASIANTABLE August 6, 2011

slippery busted table leg

When having sex with a woman/man/other doggy-style, your penis slips out. It heads straight for Door Number 2 but gets jammed sideways in between the ass cheeks, thus resembling a broken table leg.

After his third slippery busted table leg, Bill was never the same.

Hurts more than a slippery busted table leg.

by Wes & Rob December 14, 2008

knockin' over tables

The act of hitting on women while intoxicated.

Sometimes, when drunkenly talking to a woman and resting your arm on her table, the table will get knocked over.

Man, G had hella son action before he went to talk to that chick. Look at him over there, knockin' over tables.

by L January 16, 2005

talentless

To be talentless is to endure a relationship with a sexually unattractive person, where talent refers to the fitness of your partner, and not your ability to pull a fox.
You may also be single, and therefore completely talentless.

Captain Scarlet: "Your lass is rough as fuck."
A Mysteron: "Argh, I am talentless."

by MEFF February 13, 2009

Take my talents to South Beach

When someone of great skill decides to change their location to play for a better team, company, etc. This was started by LeBron James in his televised decision special when he announced he was going to Miami. It usually thought of as a very douchy and selfish move and does not necessarily have to be about moving to Miami. Can also be used as a euphemism for taking a crap.

After giving it a lot of thought, I've decided to take my talents to South Beach.

Hey man, you got any toilet paper? I need to go take my talents to South Beach.

by guitar12988 July 28, 2010