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Table

An object

Amount of money (millions)
Get on the table

I stole 9 tables worth of cash from Angela, she needs to stop sleeping in monopoly go
by Koreey☠️🤙 September 24, 2023
mugGet the Tablemug.

Set the table

When a man prepares himself to masterbate, and in preparation for the mess, they lay out tissues or a wash cloth on their stomach to catch the mess.
I didn’t want to have to worry about the mess after I came, so I set the table before I started.
by Ryzonup September 4, 2021
mugGet the Set the tablemug.

Round Table

A chain of pizza parlors with numerous locations in Alaska,Arizona, California, Hawaii, Nevada, Oregon, and Washington.
"You've lived here 4 months already...and still haven't been to Round Table?!"
"Yeah...so? Pizza isn't really my favorite."
"Fuck you."
"No, fuck you!"
by CBinion91 May 18, 2020
mugGet the Round Tablemug.

TABLE

An individual who pops up randomly around and about like a 30 second unskipable advertisement and likes to spread alpha male red-pill quotes and trying to make it seem like they are the main character.
Person One: "Oh, here comes table, I haven't been able to avoid him today!"

Person Two: "I know right?! brings the motherfucking table!!!"
by Capycinno April 3, 2025
mugGet the TABLEmug.

Table

Hey, wanna eat on that thing ( table )
by NebMan_Ih June 12, 2021
mugGet the Tablemug.

veggie tables

the group full of chochs, they often are late to their own birthday celebrations, and the group has 5 asians and one caucasian. they are the baddest bitches on this side of the earth and vibe pretty well. COVID really fucked up this year, but the choches pulled through. They often roast each other and can talk deeply about meaningful topics. Typically they will refer to themselves with avatar names (names from the avatar: the last airbender the show, not the movie, the movie sucked).none of them are willing to buy ice cream for aang, which makes them all chochs.
1. those girls must be the veggie tables, they're literally the biggest chocs I've ever seen.
by gruffafalina brown March 27, 2021
mugGet the veggie tablesmug.

Fat nuts on the table

When the situation is getting real and you put in your all.
by SporkedOn January 4, 2022
mugGet the Fat nuts on the tablemug.

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